Wednesday, March 31, 2010

da new kid

I friend sent a joke on fb couple of weeks ago, I found it amusing, its actually a mirror of sorts, our education systems make us mindless zombies....

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Pakistani student named Kashif entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Kashif, who had his hand up:? ' Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Kashif. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Kashif.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Kashif, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*** the Pakistanis,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Kashif put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Kashif says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Kashif jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Kashif frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

And Kashif said quietly, 'I think it was Lehman Brothers, September 4th, 2008'.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010


Seriously some banks have the worst services in the world... just to name a few, NBP, UBL and most recently HMB.... they make you wait for so long...

Thursday, March 18, 2010

My Modem and Autumn

I just got my new modem today, it was hectic.... I had to make 3 trips to my house and the telephone exchange... but it was worth it... I got a nice one.... its waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than my old shiro modem...

Also in another post I saw pictures of spring... they were sweet... but for some odd reason it seems spring decided to skip us, autumn here already and its just been 3 months since the winters left :(....

Oooo yea heard something about the country in the news... burned buses... traffic jams... load shedding etc etc

Monday, March 15, 2010

Major one

Writing and plagiarizing they are both the same thing... Arn't they? I mean every one does it... then why is it that only a few people are victimized over it? We are all like the scum that rule us , no different

Making mistakes when your writing in a hurry makes you realize where you stand, but sometimes the same mistake keeps on appearing again and again and again... and your like what the hell yaaar.... same stuffs been happening with me... I made the same mistake quadrople times...

Also, heard that the people stoned the rangers at the funeral of the peopled killed during the last 2 days... What is our country coming to??? 4 bombs in one day... Now me thinks we would be better of in an anarchy

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Actus Purus, Exodus 314

I stumbled upon something enlightening in wikipedia. Actus Purus, its a philosophical definition of GOD. something to complicated... so comprehensive... summed in two words so that people can understand... and i intend to buy the books of the greek philosophers just out of curiosity...
I also stumbled across exodus 314... it quotes the Lord GOD and in this verse there is a self definition.. "I AM WHO I AM" ... simple and short... this may actually be a quote by Lord GOD and not just some addition to the text...

Tuesday, March 9, 2010


Deutsch... German its such a cool language... I mean its imposing and expressive at the same time. The words and the terms ... they can deliver the feelings of the speaker without any attempt from on behalf of the speaker...
I mean even the swears no matter how you say them sound like swears... its not the like or the desi swears that if you say them nicely they don't feel that bad...

I mean you have got to admit... the swears are pretty cool... and the expressions are cool too. Consider the term erfindergeist... its english equivalent is unknown writer... seriously which one z more fun to say...I considering taking formal classes for deutsch...

Friday, March 5, 2010

Mark End

My papers ended... Finally, Some Free time ...; Wait a minute... I was free the whole time... I wasnt attending classes I wasnt doing anything productive... i was free all along... and its tiring...

i think am gonna do some planning for some fun...

I havn't been able to write a single decent line these past couple of days.... :   (

Monday, March 1, 2010

Mark I

Yeaaaaaaaaa... I just came back from my center... and the law paper went a BANG... I totally killed and I mean killed... spilled its guts all over the place... brain splatered

That's what I would have written had I done a great job... but fortunately... only the fates know the fate of my paper... damn... now i got to start with economics... damn damn... demand supply supply demand... curve curve... infations... demand demand deamnd