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Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Tooth Fairy

I think Hellboy's tooth fairies were much cooler than what we have, I mean why pay for a piece of bone you can just gobble up, you know go nom nom nom ahhhhhh... I've been paying visits to the dentists lately, she's cute but that has nothing to do with the visits, I got to get an extraction done, mere aqal darh mein kera lag gaya hai... can't do root canal there and its too late for a filling hence an extraction... however, my first visit I discover that my other tooths - their all 3rd morals(aqal darhs) hence calling them teeth is an insult - are filled with cavities as well... so... yea, you get the picture... anyway.... yesterday my dentist advised me to get braces... not for cosmetic reasons, thats why I didn't get them the last time, but now... it seems... that the cosmetic reason has manifested in to a medical reason... you know constant pain in the teeth, turns out, my molars are rubbing against each other and in a few years, my canines will turn to powdered dust - or at least they'll crack to bits - if nothing is done... they already acquired a pointed edge like vampires...Me being me, M stuck in a dilemma... what to do... there is a 30% chance i'll lose my vampire like teeth...

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Dark Night to Me

Of late, its become a habit...
make it more like this,
you made it all like this...
the dark night to me
is just a time of day...
the sunlit sky, its there to be

you could have had the world,
changed the way the heaven looks,
in your light, the world now looks
on and on, it passes by

Of late, its become a habit...
make it more like this,
you made it all like this...
the dark night to me
is just a time of day...
the sunlit sky, its there to be


the fallen wings, they ache
the pain, its just a little,
hold on to me, just a little
time, just all I need

Of late, its become a habit...
make it more like this,
you made it all like this...
the dark night to me
is just a time of day...
the sunlit sky, its there to be


to sit and stare, the distance
its just a hurdle, meaningless
overcome the world, effortless
let the heavens sing, timeless
and dance underneath, boundless

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Awww... Go Fuck Yourself

I had an epiphany reading some blogs, but being in a lighted headed state of mind I pushed it to the back of my mind. It reoccurred to me when I was talking to a friend of mine, I told him about it and he its just a realization. Now I read an article, and you know sometimes I wonder whether the pagan-adopted-christian myth of god leaving the world to decay is true. It is a fucked up place I tell, the more pious them fucks pretend to be, the worse off they are... Right now I feel like doing something, but I know what'll happen when I get up to do something, my national and pseudo religious beliefs will overcome by human instinct of activity and slump back in to this chair and continue to write something for some punk who's too busy bangin and hangin....

To the right wing people, just one request... please please please burn us already... the left is fucking with us, they ain't gonna burn us, neither they gonna let you burn us... please please please please burn us... the pathetic existence on the face of this earth...

You know, its our own fault we in this fucked up state... fucking animals prowling among us, and you don't need to blame anyone, people are selling their families for this... prostitution really burns right through me... people who wanna do it, let em do it, but why the hell do these people have to involve innocent people, blackmailing them... cause they did some wrong too, but still that is punishment too harsh...

We are failures in every aspect, and by we I mean every single fucking muslim, even those in palestine and other conflicted places, those who preach... and every other single type... all the fucks are pathetic failures... you just pretend you care about others, but in actuality, you just frigging care about your own junk asses... Go fuck yourselves in your little corners...

I still feel enraged by our actions, but after writing this much, my brain just yelled to me... " Awwww... GO FUCK YOURSELF, *andsomeotherabusesinurdu " and its frigging right, I am part of this sick sick sick pathetically morally diseased nation... I just shattered a guys hope for salvation by pointing out the fact that dajjal and mehdi aint commin no time soon, so F*** U man, go die

THE WORLD IS BURNING AND THE END AIN'T NEAR...

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Change Your Heart

Hey now, listen to me here,
the things are all that simple,
if you let them be...
hey now, your one of my kind...

the days and nites,
they be all just hangin around...
peace is what I want from you
the madness... its just chasing me
look, its just all that simple...
c'mon those are just
the feelings he had for you,
now all alone, he left you... for neigh...


Hey now, listen to me here,
the things are all that simple,
if you let them be...
hey now, your one of my kind...

the suns and stars,
they be waitin for eternity,
change is what you want now
don't look back... the past went by
look, its just all that simple...
waitin won't change a thing
move on now... nada not there...


Hey now, listen to me here,
the things are all that simple,
if you let them be...
hey now, your one of my kind...

the you and me,
no longer lonely we be,
the lights look bright,
they ain't not shinnin for neigh...
look, its just all that simple...
madness be me, and moon be you
when'll you say i love you...

It ain't easy...

it ain't easy being the way you are
depression suits you honestly,
would I lie to you, honestly...
change of heart, that ain't easy
change of mind, that'd be cheesy...

oh, wait, on second though
change what really matters,
that heart, that mind
just a thought, a glimmer of imagination
you really don't matter, honestly...

it ain't easy being the way you are
depression suits you honestly,
would I lie to you, honestly...
change of heart, that ain't easy
change of mind, that'd be cheesy...


its not you, honestly...
the thing is, that heart
that mind just ain't mine

screw it, the honest truth
you can't bear you know, honestly...
the thing is, with you life
its just down right depressing...

live my life, that's what I do
it ain't easy being you
depression suits you... honestly...

change of heart, change of mind,
just a hoax, if I say my mind...

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Effing Hilarious...

yea.... so friend just sent me this link... and if you have a sense of humor you can't hold back your laugh.... its hilarious...

Monday, September 20, 2010

Mere Pyaray Allah Mian

Mere Pyaray Allah Mian... I honestly don't give a damn about this city, burn it to cinder... but can you please please please please please hold it off... just for a few hours... say just till 12 noon tomorrow.... I gotta run an important errand, I was already ... ummm... um... um... um... khwared today for that certificate... please please please... just till 12... I just need to get it and I'll be out, then you can do what ever you want... A M E E N... SUMAMEEN... ooh oohhh can you please can you please divert us to a place that has good breakfast, any place...




ps: mere pyaray allah mian are among uncle surgum's most memorable dialogues....

Terribly Unchangable

For once I though I'd write something happy and nice.. this is all I could come up with

the things are all that simple,
if you let them be...

I just cant get my self to write happy things... I comment happy things, even my status updates and msg reps are happy like.... but what ever I do, I cant cant cant... get myself to write happy things here... Now I'm wondering if this be a serious thing, or another phase like that... 

the sounds all around,
siren songs, they be all...
time aint what we got now,
now think beyond
the sights, the sounds, the pain
there's a lot to be gained...

or maybe I'm just confused... may its been happy all the time and I be thinking it sad... yea confused I am... thats all................

Sunday, September 19, 2010

A Bitter End

The floods had barely ended the quake came.... now its another then another... this is really really turning into a tragic little story, but you know, I am sensing reluctance on part of nature... it should finish it off already... even I'm tired writing about it... it so.. ohhh well... got an annual dinner coming, hopefully I'll be able to squirm my way out of it... its.. well I be just tired of those dinners, laughing people, no sense of time, and in the end they forget they don't have any purpose either... I just realized that a few months ago... I be one of em back then, planning, directing, producing, snipping funds to have some fun... but its all just there, its not anywhere else... I am tired of even waiting for the bitter end... its become so mundane and boring.... sheeeesh... dull life...

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Vivid dreams and Haze Asunder

The vivid dreams and the haze asunder,
Now I lie, asleep here under,
the daze be mine, I be its,
This is now a deep deep slumber...

A 100 years of sorrow to lumber
I hear them come, there they be,
what they be I don't remember...

All that time, a slight recollection,
sounds that be from over yonder,
images I see, shadows they be,
A mere haze of a mind in daze....

Now I see the flaming towers,
my hordes of gold all stacked together,
all I see are dead and dying,
the broken ones, the fallen lying
wailing screams and the wind be horse,
This is hell, now I think,
And the old man just  nods away,
here shadows walk and the sun lays cold,
the moon is there, just to burn the eyes
the forms now fold, the daze be mine....

A 100 years of sorrow to lumber
I hear them come, there they be,
what they be I don't remember...

All that time, a slight recollection,
sounds that be from over yonder,
images I see, shadows they be,
A mere haze of a mind in daze....

Lo 'behold, the purest senses,
wealth abundant, no such spurs,
calm and quite, peace here reigns
honey seas, teardrops rain
angels sing, and the silvery moon
This is heaven, now I think,
And the old man just  nods away,
a plunge is all what it takes,
the beauty there, drives one blind
the forms now fold, the daze be mine...


The vivid dreams and the haze asunder,
Now I lie asleep here under,
the daze be mine, I be its,
This is now a deep deep slumber...
The vivid dreams and the haze asunder,
Now I lie, asleep here under,
the daze be mine, I be its,
This is now a deep deep slumber...

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Another Way

Now that eid has come to an end and the era of ramadan of off, we the pious muslims will go back to our regular routine of pillaging, looting and ransacking our fellow muslims, only we will do it a bit less... since the holy month is no more......

Yesterday, I got a shock... the inflation, vegetables should be branded so that their prices do not fluctuated that much... I really just don't get it... da farigh and vella person that I am, I started to ponder on the affairs of this country, what would happen to a country where the goddamn tomatoes are 110/kilo and the effing onions are at 85/kilo... next we know salt will be 500/kilo.. what the freaking hell is happening, so bad economic conditions were speculated and it was known that... well.. things will go bad, but this is seriously fucked up...

Like all the people gifted with the power of writing I write this post in protest... and like all the other writers, I don't know what I am protesting, I am just yelling since this was a national past time in ramadan... moreover, i should be working, but I don't feel like it, so like all diligent people, I too, am wasting my time.... that's another way to improve the national state, waste time......

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Things to did/do on Eid

          Goals                                        Status


Go for eid prayer                                      X
Drink sheer khorma                                  X
visit relatives                                             X
Die of boredom after visiting relatives        X
Avoid Facebook                                       -
Collect Eidi                                               -
Spend Day with Family                             X
Start studying on day two                          -
Attend class of day three                           -
Give eidi to nieces and nephews.               -
Start creative work.                                  -
Waste Time                                              X
Get a new phone                                       -
Get a new GF                                           -
Get something                                           -
Hang Out                                                  -
Avoid the TV                                            -
Avoid the PC                                            -
Go out in Rain                                           X
Frame cousin for something                       X

Legend
- means not achieved/or wasn't in the mood for it
X means achieved
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So all in all I wasted this beautiful eid, it was fun no doubt, but I could have made it better... I blame the government and whoeveriswillingtotaketheblame...

On a serious note, after resuming my studies on a serious note after 2 years, I seriously need to study

PS: the alignment of the above table is proof... things shouldnt go as planed, its more fun

Thursday, September 9, 2010

You Know Women Lie

Bitching about things actually works... and women said men don't listen to them.. that a blatant lie, and an outrageous one at that... for the first time I actually saw the complaining about customer service actually got us somewhere and the manager was also a nice guy, he gave us... ummm lets just call it complementary stuff... so yea it turned out to be fun... but I could get the damn snickers replaced...again...

Anyway, as i said... women lie, and the fact that bitching works while they state facts to the contrary is proof of that that... quad erect demonstradum[that's latin for hence demonstrated]... But you the see lying dosen't stop there, no it dosen't, it goes on and on and on, mingling in to a few things and becoming the cause of some others... but then again the statement can only be generalized, not universalized... as in the words of a nice woman, "of course they lie to men, who said anything about women"

I just don't get the point of this post, I should delete it, but I need to write something to turn myself down a notch... I aint not a misogynist, this is a fact, like the one about the sun rising in the east and water being wet, so on and so forth... sleepy I am, and I got a stinking class in the morning... for the moment its all a fun and game... so just play along...

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Dead Sun and Desire

my eyes are burning like fire, right now, its all like a desire
the feeling, its like soaring, all the over the glory hogging crowd,
I don't know how I made it, but here with the desire
its all burning, the flame ain't touching, it all a haze
my eyes are burning fire, right now, its all a desire

Look look ov'r yonder, the suns rising
but wait, you see no light no spark no fire
An ice cold ball that stays, hung up in the sky
Its strange see, you will, break free once

my eyes are burning like fire, right now, its all like a desire,
above all them soul sucking fools, am no longer in the lot
freedom smelled nice before, now the stale is boring,
make a stir, shake the world, for too long its slept, now awaken
it time is neigh, the time is now, burn up, take it, leave that
the passion you feel it burning, the core we all will kill... NOW
my eyes are burning like fire, right now, its all like a desire

Monday, September 6, 2010

say bye bye

See, life is just too short to lounge around, you should always stay focused on the objective... thats what a few of my friends think...

I think quite to the contrary, in my opinion life is simply just too long to wasted in pursuit of aims and objectives...

See, its an old myth and I read it somewhere, that in the beginning the all the knowledge was written on a single sapphire... but man being as as usual was not content with this and the so-called wise men began to write explanations and explanations of the explanations and the explanations of the explanations of the explanations. to such an extent that the actual sapphire was lost, and the knowledge became so wide spread that it became impossible to accumulate all in one place...

so you see, it is my belief that it is this useless and futile pursuits that have ruined our lives... but despite all my political and ideological rants I can't let go of these useless pursuits.. its more like an addiction these things... i wanna forget these worldly things, but then again and again and again, I cant let go of this

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Sailor of Pain

I pursued satanism, then free masons and finally the Illuminati... I've given up on the illuminate after forming some theories about their numbers and their existence... the free masons and the satanists I found a plenty, even in this so called Islamic republic.. many famous people were both, masons and satanists... Occam's Razor is the most useful thing when your looking for foolish things and meaningless things... in the midst of all the work that I put into these findings and theoricizing, one thing i came to notice, the most calm periods in our country's history were under their regime... the masons and the satanists... that the maulvis and the good politicians couldn't do these evil people did it, they brought prosperity to god forsaken people... in essence that makes these evil and those guys good... oddly enough though, write after the appearance of Zia these people began to vanish off the scene, now zia wasn't a mardemomin that he purported to be, so he must have been a greater evil who succeeded in scaring these little ones off, yea thats what happened... he scared these guys off... and for the record the Illuminati don't give a shit about this world, just think of them as stoned hippi sages, their happy where they are, they don't interfere in silly disputes for oil and they don't plot no wifey's murder... they got better things to worry about...

mental note [visit buildings in old Karachi, they must some clue about their next coming...]

PS: Visit the building in the park near arts council or the cowasjee house, which ever suits your fancy... their interesting...

Friday, September 3, 2010

Irony or Dilemma

I got this assignment. It was an analysis about a South Asian country, my persuasive boss got the client to choose Pakistan as the country of choice. I sat down writing the paper and after mailing it, sat down reading it. it turned out to be a criticism of Pakistan more so.

It concluded with, " The natural wealth of the country along with the geographical and topological diversity of the country is only rivaled by that of India, with a slight mix of almost every ecological climate. From harsh burning deserts to freezing mountains tops and killer mountains, the country has a wealth of untapped natural resources. The only weakness in the country lies in the mentality of the people who are unwilling to accept their flaws, and would rather blame their miseries on the messiah, god and all his departed creations along with hitler, leo tolstoy, britney spears and miley cirus"

It was a criticism no more a report than... I miss the turbulent times... Oooo, oooo I forgot, after a very very very long time, after almost a few eons I came home after 2... I was freaking tired and it was fun, awesomely fun... and that girl in deuces is nice, but why don't get to see em type in real thats what intrigues me... irony or dilemma?